Why You Should STFU Next Time You Want To Tell a STRANGER To Smile

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Oh, hey there!

Okay, look….we’ve all heard of Resting B*tch Face by now. First of all (even though I use it sometimes…lol), THAT IS A REALLY DUMB PHRASE. I really just don’t love the word b*tch, in general, but, there are worse words. Like, ‘curds’. How gross is that word, really.  And ‘panties’. *SHUDDER*

This post isn’t about those despicable words though. This post is about why you should seriously NOT when you think about telling a stranger to smile.  Here are a few reasons. *few* may very well turn into *several*. Read at your leisure.

  1. My kangaroo could’ve just died. I’m sad. Why do I have to pretend I’m not to make YOU more comfortable?
  2. I am trying desperately do keep my fine lines under control. You know…because I’ve been conditioned- BY PEOPLE LIKE YOU- that my face needs to be constantly accepted by the general public.
  3. This is literally my face. I feel weird as dang heck when I smile and no one just told a really good dad joke.
  4. I spent a good deal of time getting ready this morning, and actually felt good about myself…then you came along and crapped on that. thanks.
  5. I could’ve just stepped in dog poop.
  6. My face wasn’t made to make you happy. If you want to see a smile. Go smile in the mirror.
  7. I could have just gotten off the phone with my uncle, and his twice removed grandma could have just died from smiling too hard. Do you want me to die?!
  8. You think it’s a decent pick up line. BUT please TRUST ME, IT IS NOT. If you want to get someones attention, be a good person. “hey baby! SMILE! Its friday!” “Hey bro….stfu. I work Saturdays.”
  9. Maybe I hate my teeth.

   10. SOCIETY ALREADY HAS ENOUGH RULES ON WHAT PEOPLE SHOULD LOOK LIKE. UNLESS YOU ARE MICHAEL B. JORDAN

TOM HARDY

JOHN DAVID WASHINGTON OR

JON BERNTHAL

don’t tell me sh*t about my face.

 

 

 

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